http://www.newblueshoe.com/ Odor. Eater. Blogger. Copyright 2007 Mon, 12 Mar 2007 23:34:20 -0500 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Right. So, um. Let’s see here. One foot in front of the other… no, that’s walking. Okay, um, get up on this seat and spin— no, bike riding. “Post to Blog”…I’ll click that! Ooh! A blog post!! Yay me! Not... http://www.newblueshoe.com/archives/2007/03/do_not_adjust_y.php http://www.newblueshoe.com/archives/2007/03/do_not_adjust_y.php Amusing To Me Mon, 12 Mar 2007 23:34:20 -0500 Dear Craigslist-- You're supposed to be the go-to in the clutch, the site that everyone told me that I should go to when trying to sell my couch. I believed in your prowess, enjoyed reading the Rants n' Raves section,... http://www.newblueshoe.com/archives/2006/05/the_failure_of.php http://www.newblueshoe.com/archives/2006/05/the_failure_of.php Tue, 30 May 2006 12:51:54 -0500 Okay, so you know those health quizzes where they talk about stress factors and events contributing to heart attacks? You know: "If you started a new job, add one point. If you had a death in the family, add 3,... http://www.newblueshoe.com/archives/2006/05/be_careful_what.php http://www.newblueshoe.com/archives/2006/05/be_careful_what.php Law Thu, 25 May 2006 18:51:31 -0500 In the midst of this--the wedding planning (and upcoming--only days away), the honeymoon getaway-from-it-all, the move to a beautiful new apartment, and everything that comes with the stars aligning in a particularly wonderful and also stressful way--I have found myself... http://www.newblueshoe.com/archives/2006/04/wah_wah_wah.php http://www.newblueshoe.com/archives/2006/04/wah_wah_wah.php Sun, 23 Apr 2006 19:11:20 -0500 These days, it seems I can't ake more than about 4 steps out the door before someone--a co-worker, a store owner, the doormen, --the local lovable homeless guy--asks me, "So, are you nervous?" My mom asked me the other night--and... http://www.newblueshoe.com/archives/2006/04/ready_or_not.php http://www.newblueshoe.com/archives/2006/04/ready_or_not.php Love Tue, 18 Apr 2006 08:22:34 -0500 I still can feel the weight of his body as I held his arm to steady him. The rasp of his unshaven beard over the softness of his cheek still prickles my lips where I kissed him goodbye on Sunday.... http://www.newblueshoe.com/archives/2006/03/grandpa_sam.php http://www.newblueshoe.com/archives/2006/03/grandpa_sam.php Serious Thu, 30 Mar 2006 20:37:41 -0500 I'm alive. I will admit only to ending the night on an upnote, in that I wrestled a Navy SEAL and was beating him for at least part of the match.... http://www.newblueshoe.com/archives/2006/03/made_it.php http://www.newblueshoe.com/archives/2006/03/made_it.php New York Mon, 27 Mar 2006 00:34:14 -0500 Tonight, I am going to have the first event in my life wherein a group of my friends will attempt to get me as drunk as possible and then roll right past that mark. I'm hesitant to call it a... http://www.newblueshoe.com/archives/2006/03/bleargh.php http://www.newblueshoe.com/archives/2006/03/bleargh.php Amusing To Me Fri, 24 Mar 2006 10:48:53 -0500 Is it just me, or is "logorrhea" not just the best word ever?... http://www.newblueshoe.com/archives/2006/03/it_is_sort_of_w.php http://www.newblueshoe.com/archives/2006/03/it_is_sort_of_w.php Wordplay Mon, 20 Mar 2006 09:55:16 -0500 New Yorkers, tell me true: Have you heard the dulcet tones of birds twittering lately? You know, like spring might be here? My heart grew two sizes as a direct result of my first observed bird-caroling earlier this week. Absolutely... http://www.newblueshoe.com/archives/2006/03/i_get_sprung.php http://www.newblueshoe.com/archives/2006/03/i_get_sprung.php New York Fri, 10 Mar 2006 10:41:04 -0500 This evening, I apparently edged out a man who had been waiting for a taxi on a wintry street for a half hour. I didn't see him, and I saw the cab, ran around a corner and up a street... http://www.newblueshoe.com/archives/2006/03/ahcivilization.php http://www.newblueshoe.com/archives/2006/03/ahcivilization.php New York Sun, 05 Mar 2006 01:12:33 -0500 ...by AWW, the Awfully Worried Weatherpeople: Holy shit!!!! SNOW!!!!! SNOW EVERYWHERE!!!! It will drown you alive, hide your babies for a week, eat your car and make you wish you were born a polar bear! It will cover every living... http://www.newblueshoe.com/archives/2006/03/this_message_br.php http://www.newblueshoe.com/archives/2006/03/this_message_br.php Amusing To Me Thu, 02 Mar 2006 20:24:03 -0500 I find it surprising that not one of the groomsmen has responded to my email that we should all wear soul patches to my wedding, except for the Navy SEAL, who should have a beard like Mr. T. They may... http://www.newblueshoe.com/archives/2006/02/soul_man.php http://www.newblueshoe.com/archives/2006/02/soul_man.php Love Thu, 16 Feb 2006 10:20:48 -0500 You know, on a day like today, when it's so chilly out that everyone's wrapped in multiple layers, there's something really thrilling about getting in to the office and realizing that your zipper's been open all morning.... http://www.newblueshoe.com/archives/2006/02/brrrrrrrr.php http://www.newblueshoe.com/archives/2006/02/brrrrrrrr.php Perspective Fri, 10 Feb 2006 09:56:20 -0500 Yesterday's minor tragedy was the cab driver outside of H&H Midtown Bagels East, who had managed to lock his keys inside of his running taxi. Heaven and Hell, right there, for all to see.... http://www.newblueshoe.com/archives/2006/01/temporary_remed.php http://www.newblueshoe.com/archives/2006/01/temporary_remed.php New York Mon, 09 Jan 2006 14:10:26 -0500