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You Can Hear Me, But Why Won't You LISTEN?
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August 8, 2005
Dear Verizon-- I'm sick and tired of these little love notes you keep sending me. You know, the passive-aggressive little notes that you send once every two months or so when you haven't written to nag me lightly? I mean, I know our relationship seems like I take and take and take, but don't you know that I bear most of the financial burden in this...us? Why can't you just acknowledge that although you've got the finances, I'm the breadwinner here? And if it weren't for the fact that your wireless was so good, I don't know if I could keep overlooking your lackluster commitment to our DSL time. It's up, it's down, it's slow, it's fast...it's as though I'm dating a manic-depressive schizophrenic. But honestly...don't tell me that I have to pay my bill or you're going to disconnect me when you never told me I owed you money in the first place. Two months go by, and I'm supposed to remember to pay you? When all along, our relationship was based on you billing me? Put simply--Verizon, don't you dare threaten me with a disconnect notice for nonpayment if you don't send me any mail, electronic or otherwise. Just remember, ultimatums don't work.This was New York , and it appeared on August 8, 2005 10:32 PM.
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It’s just his way of sticking it to the man.
Posted by: Rod at November 7, 2005 3:27 PM
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