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Public Service Announcement
for
October 18, 2004
As it turns out, this Shoe happens to be very good friends with La Petite Dame Suzanne Sonnen-Schein. She has a bone to pick with the world, at this moment, so I thought it best to turn the floor over to her. Without further adieu, Mesdames et Messieurs, La Petite Dame herself:
Good Evening. I’m here tonight to correct some misconceptions of my character, misconceptions that I believe have contributed grossly to my lack of success in the business world. Well, once and for all, I would like to clear the air regarding myself, the individual you have come to know as “Little Miss Susie Sunshine”.
I’ll have you know that I’ve once had six root beers in only a couple of hours. Six! Let me tell you, that was one crazy night.
I’ve even kissed two boys. On the same week! The scandal!
And you know, once I was having a nice frosty Coca-Cola, and my friend Nancy made me laugh. I laughed so hard that I snorted Coke! I don’t know what the big deal is—it didn’t really do all that much for me. It actually kinda burned. But the laughter, that I’m addicted to.
So let this be a lesson to you; just because someone is called “Little Miss Susie Sunshine”, it doesn’t mean she can’t have a wild time.
Thank you, and have an amazingly pleasant day!
Susie
This was Amusing To Me , and it appeared on October 18, 2004 1:40 AM.
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With no prior association to Ms. Shine, and from a totally unattended perspective, I am in pain from the laughter.
Posted by: Rod at November 7, 2005 3:42 PM
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